Urinating in a public place

[SHANDY LOVE MACHINE]

I'm off to Dublin this weekend on a stag do. Now I have a beer seal that once broken is enough to flood Croke Park, but a face that I find difficult to get entry into pubs, clubs or nursing homes. I also hear Dublin is reknowned for its lack of public conveniences but ironically clamps down heavily on public pissing (100 euro fine)

So you see my dilemma.

While I understand why it is illegal to water the pavements, does this apply if you keep the old man in the trap, and piss yourself fully clothed? For the sake of hard earned cash it is an option I'm willing to consider. If illegal then how does colostomy bag wearwer avoid penalisation.

Only sensible replies please.

[RegCubit]

One small technical point, it's a catheter bag you'd want, with a colostomy bag you'd pee all over the place, and end up with a fine. For the squeamish there are sheath fitting catheters, although these do have a nasty habit of slipping, you may be best to have th e whole hog experience, once that baloon is inflated, you can drink and pee to your hearts content

[tigermatty]

I'd go for the piss-yourself option which I put into practice whilst watching Madness at Glasto this year. Have a handy can of deodorant to mask the stench of stale urine and you're sure to have a cracker!

[JCGaughan]

I'm off to Dublin this weekend on a stag do. Now I have a beer seal that once broken is enough to flood Croke Park, but a face that I find difficult to get entry into pubs, clubs or nursing homes. I also hear Dublin is reknowned for its lack of public conveniences but ironically clamps down heavily on public pissing (100 euro fine)

So you see my dilemma.

While I understand why it is illegal to water the pavements, does this apply if you keep the old man in the trap, and piss yourself fully clothed? For the sake of hard earned cash it is an option I'm willing to consider. If illegal then how does colostomy bag wearwer avoid penalisation.

Only sensible replies please.

There are more bars in Dublin than you can shake yer willie at, you can piss in any one of them.

[JCGaughan]

There are more bars in Dublin than you can shake yer willie at, you can piss in any one of them.

[Darran]

I'd go for the piss-yourself option which I put into practice whilst watching Madness at Glasto this year. Have a handy can of deodorant to mask the stench of stale urine and you're sure to have a cracker!

Please tell me that was a joke