Infractions

[Neil]

Joe has just received an infraction for his poor taste joke in the Cricket WC thread. I've no idea what it is (as it's a new feature) but we'll soon find out if he sends me an angry text :eek:

[SHANDY LOVE MACHINE]

Who has sent him that!!!! I demand to have one as well because of my earlier comment about Bob Woolmer still doing a better job than Duncan Fletcher. If anyone is going to get an infraction first, then I demand that it's me! :mad: :mad: :( :mad:

[Neil]

Your wish is my command!

[SHANDY LOVE MACHINE]

Great!! My infraction is better than Joe's and should there be a tight breaker then let me just say that the Queen is a ****.

[Joe]

My infraction is better than Joe's

Don't talk crap. Mine was the first ever, and will go down in the history books. Your's was nothing but a cheap immitation.

I'm Louis Armstrong, you're Buzz Lightyear.

[Neil]

Can either of you see a rec/yellow card icon in the postbit under your avatars?

[SHANDY LOVE MACHINE]

No but I have green colouring on my bottom left hand dot, and Joe hasn't.

I'd also like to clarify that I called the queen a shi-ite not a count, there is a limit to my treason.

Joe - I'm Eddie Large, you're Syd Little.

[tigermatty]

Uhhh, I believe that my joke was more offensive than both Joe's and Shandy's and unless I get an infraction I intend on pushing the limits of taste and decency even further until I get one.

[Neil]

There you go Matty. Anyone else want one?

[ZackBCFC]

Me

still cant see the colours or watever it was u pm me about anyway

[ZackBCFC]

LMAO

i cant see it tho :'(

[SHANDY LOVE MACHINE]

I fancy an infraction (as opposed to an infarction. Where's the line with you at the moment Neil, what do I need to do/say to get one?

[Neil]

Done