Cameraman required

[Neil]

Everyone who has enjoyed the video footage over the past week please bear in mind that it needs someone to actually shoot it. Unfortunately today I won't be able to do it because I have to write a report for the Citizen and I'm going to take some photos cos the lights nice.

Rio had a go at the Ladies game yesterday and did a pretty good job but I need someone else to step forward today and give it a go. It's not as much of a chore as you might think and you'll notice things about players on the ball that you wouldn't normally see.

Willing volunteers either see me at the game or post in here please :notworthy:

[SHANDY LOVE MACHINE]

I'm willing to do one half, if someone can do the other.

[Neil]

Sounds good. Anyone else?

[SHANDY LOVE MACHINE]

OK - I'm going to do the job today, but there are going to be a few changes, particularly with regard to half time entertainment:

Topless penalty shoot-out (one for the ladies only)
Down in one - step up to the beer oche and see if you can down, on film, a pint of beer. Bring your own beer.
Vox pop - Why not come across during the game and when there is a break in the on pitch excitement introduce yourself, tell an amazing story balance ping pong balls on your ears - whatever talent you have then let's see it.
Crimewatch - I am determined to catch one illegal activity on film today, with sheep in the field next door I'm sure some of the home fans might oblige. If no-one obliges I've got a pair of wellies......

Any other requests? Neil does a brilliant job on film, but he's a bit of a Swap Shop to my Tiswas.

[SHANDY LOVE MACHINE]

I'm afraid you're going to be a tad disappointed with my workmanship this afternoon as its a much harder job than I thought. Muhammed Ali would have kept a steadier arm than me, and David Blunkett seen more of the match. I think I captured the first goal, was a split second too late on the second and the third I completely missed as I was being moved on from my filming position.

There was some off the game snippets I did catch though, I hope Neil gets time to put them on. These include:


A number of a supporter interviews / snippets
Alex Sykes and the Lino discussing the laws of the game - they also seemed to know each other!
Probably the biggest mong supporters in the league hurling profanities from behind me during the game. At one stage I turned the camera around on them, with amusing results.
Hot girl on girl action
And plenty more............

[Neil]

Thanks Shandy, I'm looking forward to editing this one :D

[pylonsider]

Very worried about Shandy today - taking his duties far too seriously!

Nice to meet him again; last time he was still up in the Manc outer darkness.

Which has an effect on anybody, even him. The piccies are awaited with interest, tho the topless penno shootout ended 5 - 5 and so not relevant now :D

[Neil]

I've got ****loads of quality snaps from todays game, my best haul for a long time. I reckon the gallery will have 200 in it!