SHANDY LOVE MACHINE
2nd December 2007, 10:10 AM
And clear as a bell.
There I am standing in a jam shop when in walks a chap wearing the colours of one of our local rivals. I won't say which one, as I don't wish to be explanatory, but suffice to say he's only been watching 'his team' for about 5 or 6 years and is thinking of staying away because they are having a 'lean' season.
Anyway these voices in my head tell me he has to die, I deliver a couple of swift jabs, he's on the floor with my foot on his windpipe. Just as I'm about to open his throat with my mate Stanley in walks Liv Tyler, naked apart from strawberry jam, and smoking a cheroot. Make love not walk she says with a 'beckoning' finger.
Anyway turns out the bitch wants the other chap not me, so I slaughter them both. Now that's what I call coetus interruptus.
What does it all mean!!!!!!!!!!!
There I am standing in a jam shop when in walks a chap wearing the colours of one of our local rivals. I won't say which one, as I don't wish to be explanatory, but suffice to say he's only been watching 'his team' for about 5 or 6 years and is thinking of staying away because they are having a 'lean' season.
Anyway these voices in my head tell me he has to die, I deliver a couple of swift jabs, he's on the floor with my foot on his windpipe. Just as I'm about to open his throat with my mate Stanley in walks Liv Tyler, naked apart from strawberry jam, and smoking a cheroot. Make love not walk she says with a 'beckoning' finger.
Anyway turns out the bitch wants the other chap not me, so I slaughter them both. Now that's what I call coetus interruptus.
What does it all mean!!!!!!!!!!!