No one likes us, we don't care

[PeTe]

Spare a thought for Sao Tome e Principe (somewhere in Africa)

In the latest FIFA world rankings they are 208th out of 208 with -99 points!

Just 99 points behind 207th place.

I wonder what they did wrong? Suggestions on a postcard....

[SHANDY LOVE MACHINE]

What's your address Pete?

[PeTe]

Use my holiday home address;

Shack no. 3
Dirty mud track West
Sao Tome e Principe
Africa

Alternatively just shove your suggestion manfully up my in box

ho ho ho :smile:

[PeTe]

Suggestions received so far;

- no one at FIFA likes them

- all their players are called M*h*mm*d

- they shot and killed all four officials in a recent friendly and drank their blood

- minor financial irregularity

[Neil]

I'd go for number three!